Posted by TNA Wrestling News Staff on Jun 29, 2013
Madison Rayne ‘Rants’ On Miss Tessmacher & More

Madison Rayne ‘Rants’ On Miss Tessmacher & More

Madison Rayne “spills dirt” on Miss Tessmacher in this week’s “Knockout Blog” as she rants on the fellow former TNA Women’s Knockout Champion’s high-maintenance ways.

Rayne writes, “This week, you are going to get a little behind the scenes 411 on the one and only, the Knockout who is more high maintenance than anyone else on God’s green earth, Miss “ass-gusting” herself, Miss Tessmacher! I’m not quite sure where to even begin with this girl.

“The beauty of feuding with just about every Knockout in the locker room is that I’ve seen how they act on the road, I’ve seen the inside of their gear bags and this girl takes the cake when it comes to needy and finicky! For starters, everywhere she goes she packs a foam roller and a rolling pin?! The roller I can understand. We all get a little beat up from time to time and need a quick fix before the next match. But a rolling pin? I don’t even WANT TO KNOW! I also know that she wears the exact same under garments for every big match. I hope her pretty little brain can efficiently work a washer and dryer. Maybe she just buys stock in the same bra, socks and… never mind. Again, I don’t even WANT to know!

“One thing I do want to know though, is WHY I have caught her on more than one occasion warming up for a match by “booty popping” to Baby Got Back? Really? I need to sit some of these ladies down and give them a lesson on class and elegance! Not hyping themselves up to the lyrics “you can do side bends or sit ups, but please don’t lose that butt!” Thinking about all the things Tessmacher does that drives me insane is going to give me a wrinkle!”

Rayne also addresses Brooke Hogan, who she feels is making poor decisions as Knockouts division executive. To read her full column, click here.

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9 Responses to “Madison Rayne ‘Rants’ On Miss Tessmacher & More”

  1. lee4tammy says:

    id love to sniff her dirty underwear

  2. HolsG says:

    Can't wait for her to return! One of the best knockouts we have

  3. IMPACT Dude says:

    I know Angelina and Tess got at it once too

  4. TwIsTeD_EnEmY says:

    We need her majesty back.
    Possibly the best knockouts heel we've ever had

    • HolsG says:

      Think it may be close with Gail – hate Gail's guts so she's a good heel – love Madison lol but tbh i'm like that with Ray

  5. Peckar says:

    Madison I have missed. Tessmecher, er, not so much. I know she has her fans her like her butt. But thats it. Have enjoyed watching Impacts lately without complaining about how useless she is at wrestling. BTW, the rolling pin Madison, is for a massage. But you knew that already, right? lol

  6. MaskOfBrutality says:

    I do remember a tna knockouts elimination match and as soon as velvet pinned tessmacher she said "bitch stinks." lol

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